Ok look, song writing really isn't normally my thing (and as you'll likely see from the content below, it still isn't). But here's the thing; one day Hal-Con Chair Jen Lambe decides to post on Facebook about how ""Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?" has the same number of syllables as "Do you want to build a snowman?"" Now, I don't sing and ain't never actually watched "Frozen," but generally when you post something like that there's only one way this can end. This probably ain't my best work ... but for my first song writing attempt, I ain't complaining. (I also may just be really desperate to get a Cease and Desist letter from Disney)
Want to volunteer at hal-con?
by Adi the Adipose
Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?
Come on lets sign up now
Cool T-shirts ga-lore
Can’t wait no more
When’s my training day?!
We can all be best buddies
And wear cool shirts
I wish I could go now!-
Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?
It’s gotta be at Hal-Con …
Want to Volunteer at Hal-Con?
And zip tie all the props
I think some gaming’s due
I’m running auctions to
the figures on my shelves-
(SOLD! To Pop Vinyl Harley for $125!)
Gonna show guests to
The comfy green room,
Just waiting to get my application back…
Karen?
Please, I know you're out there,
People are asking where they’ll train
They say “just wait", and I'm trying to
while I practice my info-desk fu
We’ll be a helping rainbow
In red, blue, yellow, green
How many jobs can I do?
Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?
Oh yes pleeeeease …
Come on lets sign up now
Cool T-shirts ga-lore
Can’t wait no more
When’s my training day?!
We can all be best buddies
And wear cool shirts
I wish I could go now!-
Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?
It’s gotta be at Hal-Con …
Want to Volunteer at Hal-Con?
And zip tie all the props
I think some gaming’s due
I’m running auctions to
the figures on my shelves-
(SOLD! To Pop Vinyl Harley for $125!)
Gonna show guests to
The comfy green room,
Just waiting to get my application back…
Karen?
Please, I know you're out there,
People are asking where they’ll train
They say “just wait", and I'm trying to
while I practice my info-desk fu
We’ll be a helping rainbow
In red, blue, yellow, green
How many jobs can I do?
Want to volunteer at Hal-Con?
Oh yes pleeeeease …
Update - Well this was just inevitable:
Kelly-Jo Romard
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Shauna Gates Murphy
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