the spectacular spider-Fat
SpiderFat, SpiderFat,
Does whatever a ball o fat can
Chugs a drink, any size,
Beats up guys thrice her size
Look Out!
Here comes the SpiderFat.
Is she strong?
Listen yo,
She beat down Shatner's ego
Can she swing from a thread?
Thats a bomb beneath your bed
Hey, there
There goes the SpiderFat.
In the chill of night
Pour Tequilla, add a lime
Like a streak of light
She arrives just in time.
SpiderFat, SpiderFat
Friendly neighborhood SpiderFat
Wealth and fame
That's her goal
Pub crawls are her reward.
To her, life is a great big fuck up
Wherever there's a dust up
You'll find the SpiderFat.
Costume: Karyn O'Connell
Photographer: Mike Montgomery
Model: Adi the Adipose
Does whatever a ball o fat can
Chugs a drink, any size,
Beats up guys thrice her size
Look Out!
Here comes the SpiderFat.
Is she strong?
Listen yo,
She beat down Shatner's ego
Can she swing from a thread?
Thats a bomb beneath your bed
Hey, there
There goes the SpiderFat.
In the chill of night
Pour Tequilla, add a lime
Like a streak of light
She arrives just in time.
SpiderFat, SpiderFat
Friendly neighborhood SpiderFat
Wealth and fame
That's her goal
Pub crawls are her reward.
To her, life is a great big fuck up
Wherever there's a dust up
You'll find the SpiderFat.
Costume: Karyn O'Connell
Photographer: Mike Montgomery
Model: Adi the Adipose