So a little while back, Facebook decided to get all speciest and delete my profile because I'm not human. My human created a page for me off his account, and it's cool and all, but I couldn't do all the things I did before. We created a new profile for me, but that Facebook Page still exists and I figure I'll leave it up. It's my cosplay page now. But I liked some of the stuff that went into it before and I wanted to make sure everyone got to see it, more specifically some of the quotes I put up. So, without further adieu...
Adi On ...
Adiposean/Human Gender Differences: "We don't actually have genders as you humans understand it. The way breeding works for us, we don't have any use for the concept. I identify as female in conversations with humans because, frankly, I'm too lazy to explain the whole 'no gender' thing again and again and again. Frankly, you people have so much bias from gender it's just stupid."
#weaponizedcute: "Really, it's almost more a confidence thing than anything. My people can be just as lethal as the Daleks or Cybermen. No seriously, one episode of Doctor Who and we killed off almost double the population of Canada, but there's one difference. Humans see them and get all 'OMG! RUN!' but for us, you guys get all 'OMG! THEY AREZ TEH CUTENESS! THEY SO KAWAII!' That love? That desire to take us home with you? *That's* #weaponizedcute. Some humans can pull it off, but it is rare."
Humans & #weaponizedcute: "Like I said, humans can pull off #weaponizedcute. When you know you're awesome, when nobody can stop you because you're awesome and when you can not only pull yourself out of tragedy but do awesome, positive, healing things with that experience, you've achieved #weaponizedcute. When you refuse to be kept from what you want 'n go out there 'n get it. #weaponizedcute is adorable with just that leeeeeetle bit of crazy that makes you unstoppable."
My love of Shenanigans: "Say the word without smiling. G'head 'n try. I'll wait."
Haters: "Look, I ain't here for everybody. Not everybody's gonna like what I do. The people that love what I do? That wanna ride with me? That's why I'm here. I'm here to ride with them as long and as far as I can get away with. They're why I do what I do. Haters? I got better things to fucking do than deal with that. Unless they go after my people. Then it's on."
#weaponizedcute: "Really, it's almost more a confidence thing than anything. My people can be just as lethal as the Daleks or Cybermen. No seriously, one episode of Doctor Who and we killed off almost double the population of Canada, but there's one difference. Humans see them and get all 'OMG! RUN!' but for us, you guys get all 'OMG! THEY AREZ TEH CUTENESS! THEY SO KAWAII!' That love? That desire to take us home with you? *That's* #weaponizedcute. Some humans can pull it off, but it is rare."
Humans & #weaponizedcute: "Like I said, humans can pull off #weaponizedcute. When you know you're awesome, when nobody can stop you because you're awesome and when you can not only pull yourself out of tragedy but do awesome, positive, healing things with that experience, you've achieved #weaponizedcute. When you refuse to be kept from what you want 'n go out there 'n get it. #weaponizedcute is adorable with just that leeeeeetle bit of crazy that makes you unstoppable."
My love of Shenanigans: "Say the word without smiling. G'head 'n try. I'll wait."
Haters: "Look, I ain't here for everybody. Not everybody's gonna like what I do. The people that love what I do? That wanna ride with me? That's why I'm here. I'm here to ride with them as long and as far as I can get away with. They're why I do what I do. Haters? I got better things to fucking do than deal with that. Unless they go after my people. Then it's on."